Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 1     1. årgang      30. januar 2002

Første udgave af SSSS!

Ud af forslagene til hvad SSSS skulle betyde, har
jeg valgt Lises:

"Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer."


Så, velkommen til første udgave af SSSS!

o O ( ) O o

ADSL, det vil jeg gerne advare imod!

Pu-ha, her troede jeg den hellige grav var
velforvaret, og så er vores Pc'ere derhjemme
blevet angrebet. Det ser ud til at være en variant
af NIMDA virussen, der bl.a. giver mulighed for at
fjernstyre ens Pc!

Til alle jer der har ADSL (specielt hvis i har
fast IP-adresse): check om i har filer, med navne
som desktop.eml og ratuj11.eml liggende på
harddisken. Det er et sikkert tegn på infektion.

Jeg vender sikkert tilbage i morgen og fortæller
om hvor mange timer, jeg har brugt på at
genetablere maskinerne...

o O ( ) O o

Dagens vittighed skal i naturligvis ikke snydes
for, den kommer her:


There's this guy named Jack, and he has a
girlfriend named Wendy.

Jack loves Wendy a lot. To prove how much he loves
her, he gets "Wendy" tattooed on his penis. When
it's erect, it says her name, and when deflated,
it reads "Wy".

So, when she sees her name on his masculine
member, she is overwhelmed.

He pops the question, and she accepts. They decide
to go to Jamaica for their honeymoon. Once there,
they try out all the local culture, including a
nude beach.

They are having a great time, when Jack decides to
get up from sunbathing and get something to drink
at the beach bar. He walks over to the bar with
his deflated love muscle, trying not to let his
eye wander and end up embarrassing himself.

He orders a drink from the guy at the bar, who is
also naked. He is surprised to note that the
bartender also has "Wy" tattooed on his penis!

Jack says to the guy, "Wow, what a
coincidence. So, you have a girlfriend named
'Wendy' and her name is tattooed on your dick
too?"

The bartender looks slowly down at Jack's thing,
back to his and starts laughing. Flashing a wide
grin, he says, "No, mon. Mine says 'Welcome to
Jamaica. Have a nice day.'"


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Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Indhold Næste