SSSS Nummer 3 1. årgang 1. februar 2002
Den er ekstra lang her op til week-end'en!
Danmark slog Sverige i håndbold! Som I sikkert ved
er jeg ikke den store sportsfan, og det var da
også mest fordi Linda så kampen, at jeg fik de
sidste spændende minutter med.
Og lad mig straks tilføje, at Lindas svæv er endnu
mere imponerenede end nogle af de danske
spilleres. De sidste 10 minutter af kampen hang
hun bogstaveligt talt konstant oppe under loftet.
o O ( ) O o
Og så er det den første i dag. Det blev behørigt
fejret med den cerimonelle afsløring af februar
måneds babe på min FHM-kalender: Jennifer Lopez
(eller J-Lo, som jeg plejer at kalde hende.)
Cerimonien består primært i at Lars og jeg trutter
i vore fingre.
Apropos Lars, så var han ikke sen til at fremsende
følgende (se SSSS fra i går):
There once was a guy from L.A.
who fancied a cunt out of clay.
But the heat from his prick
made the clay turn to brick
and it tore all his forehead away!
og så ikke flere vers i denne omgang.
o O ( ) O o
Jeg er endnu ikke leverandør til det kongelige
danske hof, men en kongelig vittighed, står jeg
ikke af vejen for; og i den forbindelse går mine
tanker til søens folk. Lad den herrens måned
februar blive en god måned for os alle, gud bevare
Danmark, go' week-end..
o O ( ) O o
Og her lovede kongelige vittighed:
Royal Wedding
On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting
dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she
suddenly realized she had forgotten to get any
shoes.
Panic!
Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of
white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to
Sophie for the day. Unfortunately, they were a bit
too small and by the time the festivities were
over Sophie's feet were in agony.
When she and Edward withdrew to their room the
only thing she could think of was getting her
shoes off.
The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the
door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what
they expected, grunts, straining noises and the
occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard
Edward say, "God, that was tight!"
"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you she was
a virgin."
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward
say. "Right. Now for the other one."
Followed by more grunting and straining and at
last Edward said, "My God. That was even tighter."
"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor,
always a sailor!"
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