SSSS Nummer 14 1. årgang 18. februar 2002
Fint skal det være
Vi var til karneval i week-end'en - Lindas mormor
har indført en tradition (sidste år), hvor hun
holder karneval i starten af året.
Jeg kan godt lide karneval, men der er lige det
der problem: karneval=kostume. Det er ikke fordi
jeg ikke kan lide at klæde mig ud, men det kræver
tid. Og hvad skal man klæde sig ud som? Da jeg var
dreng var der masser af superhelte man kunne klæde
sig ud som, men jeg ser sgu ikke så fiks ud i
trikot mere.
Svaret lå lige for: Linda var så heldig at hendes
mor havde et Hyacinth-kostume, som hun kunne
låne. Så jeg valgte naturligvis at klæde mig ud
som svorgeren Onslow!
Hvis du vil se hvor charmerende jeg så ud, og have
opskriften på et Onslow-kostume så klik herunder:
http://www.sleazyblackchicks.com/onslow/
Det var i øvrigt lidt skræmmende, så godt Linda
levede sig ind i rollen som Hyacinth. Det samme
tænke hun nok om mig i rollen som Onslow.
Linda vandt præmie for sjoveste kostume, jeg vandt
for mest opfindsomme kostume. Det var personalet,
der fandt vinderne, så kom ikke og sig nepotisme.
o O ( ) O o
Dagens vittighed handler ikke om udklædning, men
om påklædning:
The Clerk
A general store hires a young female clerk with a
penchant for very short skirts...
One day a young man enters the store, glances at
the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread
behind the counter. "I'd like some raisin bread,
please," the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the
raisin bread, which, of course, happens to be
located on the very top shelf. The man, standing
almost directly beneath her, is provided with an
excellent view.
As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of
male customers gather around the young man,
looking in the same direction. Right away, another
guy asks for raisin bread and, then, each guy in
turn is asking for raisin bread, just to see the
clerk climb up and down.
After more than a few trips, the clerk is tired
and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of
the ladder, glaring down at the men standing
below.
She notices an elderly man coming up through the
crowd.
"Is yours raisin too?" the clerk yells testily.
"No," croaks the old man feebly, "But it's
startin' to twitch!"
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