Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 19    1. årgang     25. februar 2002

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Kære læser, dette er nittende udgave af SSSS. Jeg
har holdt deadline hver dag (selvom det bliver tæt
på i dag). Lige nu føles det som en evighed siden,
jeg fandt på at gå i Runes fodspor...

o O ( ) O o

Week-end'en har været dejlig fredelig. Lørdag
slappede vi intensivt af, og søndag besøgte vi
mine forældre til frokost. Det trængte vi til,
efter nogle hektiske uger (og så ser det endda ud
til at marts bliver endnu værre end februar.)

o O ( ) O o

Jeg har næsten ikke tid til at skrive noget
vittigt om dagens vittighed, andet end det er en
variation over en klassiker, og så kan det vel
ikke gå helt galt:


A Delta twin-engine puddle

One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was
flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five
people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill
Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an
illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the
luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began
to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and
the pilot burst into the compartment.

"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad
news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in
New Jersey. The good news is that there are four
parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that,
the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the
plane.

Michael Jordan was on his feet in a
flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's
greatest athlete. The world needs great
athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete
should have a parachute!" With these words, he
grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and
hurtled through the door and into the night.

Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the
world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I
think the world's smartest man should have a
parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he
jumped. The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one
another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son,"
he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have
known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have
your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and
I will go down with the plane."

The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't
worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped
out wearing my backpack."


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