SSSS Nummer 22 1. årgang 2. marts 2002
Bogart
Vi var inde at se Monsters Inc. i går. Endnu en
computeranimeret film fra Pixar, der også stod bag
Toy Story og A Bugs Life.
Jeg kan varmt anbefale filmen for barnlige sjæle,
der er nogle gode grin undervejs. Historien er på
den ene side meget fantasifuld, og på den anden
side meget forudsigelig. Teknikken er (som altid
hos Pixar) uovertruffen.
o O ( ) O o
Så var det den første i dag, og min FHM-kalender
skulle vendes. Lars er desværre syg, så der var
ikke så meget trutten i fingre. I Marts måned skal
jeg kigge på Rachel Steves fra S Club 7, det kunne
have været værre.
o O ( ) O o
Uden videre introduktion, her er dagens vittighed:
Clinical psychology
John just graduated from clinical psychology and
opens his first office. After some successful
advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300
people wanting to be in group therapy. John
decides to rent a big hall and invite the entire
group.
To break the ice, and to get the therapy started,
John decides to ask a show of hands how often the
attendees had sex. He first asks for a show of
hands of all the people who had sex almost every
night.
A modest number of hands were raised. He then
asks, how many had sex once a week? This time a
larger number of hands were raised.
John then asks how many had sex once or twice a
month? Again a few hands were raised. After John
polled his group several more times he noticed one
guy sitting off to the side with this huge beaming
grin on his face. John noticed that the guy never
raised his hand, so he asked him how often he had
sex.
The guy said, "Once a year!" To John's
dismay, he responds, "Why are you so happy
getting sex only once a year?" The grinning guy
responds, "Tonight's the night!"
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