Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 33    1. årgang       19. marts 2002

Grå mandag

Mandag. Efter en travl week-end, er mandag godt
nok tung at komme igennem. Så skulle jeg med bus
og tog for første gang i snart fjorten dage. Det
er nu ikke så slemt, jeg er jo vant til det. Og
jeg fik læst lidt i nogle fagtidsskrifter, jeg
havde haft i tasken et stykke tid.

Men, ellers har det været en kedelig mandag, så
jeg har ikke mere at fortælle.

o O ( ) O o

Ja, lidt mere er der da, f.eks. at dagens
vittighed kommer her:

Australian Vacation

A Texas farmer goes to Australia for a
vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets
talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field
and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that
are at least twice as large."

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the
Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.  The Texan
immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at
least twice as large as your cows."

The conversation has really gone south when the
Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the
field. He asks, "And what the heck are those?"

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look,
"Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"


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