Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 61    1. årgang         12. maj 2002

Ventetid

Linda og jeg går og venter utålmodigt, vi bestilte
en DVD-afspiller i torsdags, og håber på den
dukker op mandag. Og ja, vi har været håbløst
bagud, teknologisk set, da dette faktisk bliver
vores først DVD-afspiller.

o O ( ) O o

Jeg var nødt til at tage på arbejde fredag, selvom
dagen efter Kristi himmelfart er en populær
fridag. Men, jeg står overfor en overtagelsesprøve
tirsdag og onsdag, og en generalprøve på
overtagelsesprøven mandag. Derfor skulle alt
installeres og konfigureres fredag - det lykkedes
også, og alt gik faktisk glat. Men, jeg havde også
brugt langt tid på forberedelserne.

o O ( ) O o

Canada og USA har et had/kærlighedsforhold,
ligesom vi har det med Sverige. Dagens vittighed
handler herom:


The Fox Hat

The Prime Minister of Canada, Jean Chretien, is
making an official state visit to Moose Jaw,
Saskatchewan. All the locals are quite excited to
have the Prime Minister come to their town for the
first time ever, and they've prepared quite a
welcome for him.

When he steps off of the plane, everyone is quite
taken aback to see the P.M., while dressed
otherwise quite normally, looking especially
resplendent in a magnificent fox hat-like a Daniel
Boone coonskin, only made of fox.

The cameras are clicking away as he steps off the
plane. After the official greetings are over, and
the mayor of Moose Jaw has a private moment with
the P.M. away from the cameras and onlookers, he
finally unleashes his curiosity.

"Excuse me, Mr. Prime Minister, but I must ask. I
have never seen you wearing this magnificent fox
hat before, and I wonder why you chose to wear it
to our humble town?"

The P.M. replies: "Well, monsieur mayor, eh, 'dat
is quite simple, you see. When I was leaving da
'ouse dis morning, I said to my wife, 'Aline,' I
said, 'Aline, I am going to Moose Jaw for dah
firs' time today! Do you thank I should wear uh
anythang speshal in honour of dis anaugural
visit?' And Aline, my wife, she said to me 'Moose
Jaw? Where da fock's 'at?'"


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