SSSS Nummer 81 1. årgang 19. juni 2002
Malerhjerne
Avisbudene strejker, men det er nu ikke derfor
dagens udgave af SSSS er forsinket. Vi er jo i
gang med at male mv. derhjemme, så jeg var lidt
træt i morges, og kom derfor for sent op.
Maleriet skrider støt og roligt fremad. Linda
maler i løbet af dagen, og om aftenen sætter jeg
glasvæv op, borer huller, og andre småting. Det
ser allerede rigtigt flot ud. Linda har malet
vindues- og dørkarme i soveværelset, vi troede de
var grå, men efter at have malet dem (i en brækket
hvid), så vi at de var grønne (en rigtig syg
kulør). Og i entréen så loftet og væggene over
panelet hvide ud, men de var i virkeligheden gule.
o O ( ) O o
Vi bliver i maleruniverset, når vi her stiller om
til dagens vittighed:
Want me to paint for you?
A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory
for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the
candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to
support herself. After going around town asking if
anyone needed work done, she found a man who
needed a painter.
"I'm here for the paint job," she said.
"Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and
your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind
the house."
The blonde immediately went to work
painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided
to put on a second coating.
After she finished, she returned to the man for
her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only
completed the job, but I even put on two coats of
paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out
back. It's a new BMW.
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