Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 124   1. årgang     1. september 2002

Nede på havnen

Fredag var vi inde til premiere på "Signs". Jeg
havde glædet mig meget til filmen, og den skuffede
ikke. Vi var otte ind og se den, og der var kun
én, der ikke syntes den var god. Der var nogle af
de andre, der syntes at slutningen var lidt for
meget. Jeg kunne godt lide slutningen, men den
allersidste scene var unødvendig - den forklarede
direkte hvad det var slutninge betød, og det
virkede mere som en idé fra filmselskabets side,
end instruktøren. Men alt i alt, en uhyggelig,
spændende og (overraskende nok) morsom film.

o O ( ) O o

Linda og jeg har været til polterabend de seneste
week-ender, og lørdag skulle brylluppet så
stå. Heidi og Allan sagde ja, og der var fin fest
bagefter.

Det foregik på restaurant La Kajen, med udsigt til
Svanemølleværket og havnen. Jeg fik danset det
meste af aftenen, og der røg også en hel del
G&T'er ned. Da restauranten lukkede lidt over to,
var vi tre dumdristige sjæle, der hoppede i havnen
(vi huskede heldigvis at smide klunset først). Det
var faktisk dejligt afkølende, jeg var ret varm og
svedig, efter al den dans.

Den hårde kerne fortsatte festen på Café Bopa,
hvorfra jeg gik hjem ved fire/fem-tiden.

o O ( ) O o

Her kommer dagens vittighed:


At the 9th Fairway

A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found
himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.
So he decided to get in 9 holes before he had to
head home.  Just as he was about to tee off, an
old gentleman walked onto the tee and asked if he
could accompany the young man for a twosome.  Not
being able to say no, he allowed the old man to
join him.

To his surprise, the old man played fairly
quickly.  He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded
along consistently and didn't waste much time.

Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the
young man found himself with a tough shot.  There
was a large pine tree right in front of his ball
and directly between his ball and the green.

After several minutes of debating how to hit the
shot, the old man finally said, "You know, when I
was your age, I'd hit the ball right over that
tree."

With that challenge placed before him, the
youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack
into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back
on the ground not a foot from where it had
originally lay.

The old man offered one more comment, "Of course,
when I was your age, that pine tree was only 6
feet tall."


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