SSSS Nummer 165 1. årgang 4. november 2002
Det bli'r kult
Linda var hjemme i week-enden. Jeg hentede hende
fredag eftermiddag, og blev helt til mandag morgen
- dejligt.
Fredag var vi hjemme hos Samantha og Dyre, til
middag, hygge, og videofilm. Det var hyggeligt.
Det var Dyre og jeg, der blev sendt i Blockfister,
og vi fandt "Kung Pow" - en film, der ta'r gas på
Karatefilmsgenren.
En stor del af filmen er scener fra en gammel Hong
Kong film, fra 1976, hvor lydsporet er
fjernet. Derefter har instruktøreren, Steve
Oedekerk, klippet sig selv ind i den gamle film,
og lagt stemmer til alle skuespillerne. Det er
fjollet, sjov, og kult.
o O ( ) O o
Lørdag så vi "Hearts in Atlantis", der er en
filmatisering af en Stephen King roman. Anthony
Hopkins har hovedrollen, i filmen, der handler om
en 11-årig dreng, og den mystiske fremmede, der
flytter ind på loftsværelset. Vi var enige om at
det var en suveræn god film. Den er rørende,
uhyggelig og velspillet. Så selvom der ikke er
noget nyskabende ved filmen, giver jeg den
topkarakter.
o O ( ) O o
Her er dagens vittighed:
Fishing vs Women
1. A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.
2. You don't have to eat a fish while it's still
flopping around.
3. You can go in the bush anytime you want.
4. Stroking your rod won't piss off a trout.
5. Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is
all the foreplay expected of you.
6. Anything you stick in a fish's face, it eats.
7. A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for
air.
8. Two hours of complete silence.(ok, a 2 hour
blowjob will achieve the same thing... But
then you will owe her a diamond the size of a
small rodent.)
9. You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your dick.
10. If you want a bigger pole, you can have a
bigger pole.
11. A smart fish knows when to keep it's mouth
shut.
12. It's okay to cook a fish to make it taste
good.
13. Fish bite for a guy of 60, same as they do for
a guy of 20.
14. You're never called a jerk when you throw back
an ugly fish.
15. Fish are real happy when you pick up your gear
and go home.
16. You generally can go home with a dozen fish
before anyone says anything.
17. The fish will usually nibble gently on your
worm before they engulf it entirely in their
mouth.
18. If you pull out too quickly, all that happens
is that you have a happy fish.
19. A fish doesn't care how big your rod is.
20. Blowfish!
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