SSSS Nummer 179 1. årgang 24. november 2002
Jeg har vist haft for travlt
Denne SSSS skulle egentligt have være skrevet
torsdag aften, eller allesenest fredag
morgen. Men, som I jo nok har opdaget, kom der
ikke nogen SSSS fredag.
Jeg havde egentligt planlagt, at holde fri
fredag. Men, der var to ting, der ændrede mine
planer.
Vi har stadig travlt med et projekt, og jeg havde
det lidt skidt med, at overlade det hele til min
kollega, Henrik. Så vi kunne lige tale tingene
igennem om formiddagen.
Desuden er der jo julefrokost i spilleklubben
Rykker Nu, og jeg skulle købe fyldte
chockolader. En af vores naboer på arbejde, er en
chockoladefabrik, og de har lagersalg hver
fredag.
o O ( ) O o
Fredag aften skulle vi til fødselsdagsfest - et
godt gammeldavs surpriseparty. Det var Claus, der
fyldte år, og han blev virkeligt overrasket - det
vist første gang jeg har set ham mundlam.
Linda og jeg gik relativt tidligt, da larm og
mange mennesker stadig stresser Linda. Men det
var en hyggelig fest, med lækker mad.
o O ( ) O o
Her kommer dagens vittighed:
Severe Stress Disorder
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's
office. After his checkup, the doctor called the
wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very
severe stress disorder. If you don't do the
following, your husband will surely die. Each
morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant
at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious
meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal
for him. Don't burden him with chores or discuss
your problems with him - it will only make his
stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly,
you have to increase your frequency of intimacy.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a
year, I think your husband will regain his health
completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
"What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
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