Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 190   1. årgang     8. december 2002

Suppe var der ikke


Hold da op for en travl week-end, altså travl på
den fede måde.

Jeg havde fødselsdag i lørdags, så familien kom
til middag. Linda og jeg havde brugt fredag aften
og lørdag formiddag på at gøre rent og pynte op
til jul.

Da Linda havde været på hospitalet, troede jeg
ikke at hun havde nået at købe en gave til mig,
men det havde hun. Så jeg fik gaver på sengen. Det
var jo en dejlig overraskelse.

Jeg lavede kamsteg med brune og hvidkartofler,
ribsgelé og hjemmelavet agurkesalat. Til dessert
var der pæretærte med to slags is til.

o O ( ) O o

Om søndagen overraskede Linda mig igen, men det
kan I læse om i morgendagens SSSS.

o O ( ) O o

Husk dagens (og evt. week-end'ens) låge:

http://www.sleazyblackchicks.com/jkal2002/

Der var iøvrigt et forkert billede bagved låge
nummer 7, det er blevet rettet nu. Så hvis du var
inde på kalenderen i week-end'en, ku' det være du
skulle prøve igen.

o O ( ) O o

Dagens vittighed:


Moving

Paul was planning a move into his new house, which
is only two blocks away from his present house. So
he called a moving company for an estimate. All
that Paul wanted the moving company to move was
his big, old grandfather clock. But the moving
company wanted to charge $350. for this, so Paul
decided that he would move it himself.

As he was on his way, he saw a drunk coming his
way and tried to avoid him, but, still, the drunk
walked right into him.

Paul angrily shouted, "Hey! Watch where you are
going, you drunk bastard!"

The drunk replied, "You watch where you are
going!"

Paul said, "No! You watch where YOU are
going. Can't you see that I'm carrying this
clock?!"

The drunk said, "It's your fault! Why don't you
just wear a watch like everyone else?"


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Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste