Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 262   2. årgang       30. april 2003

Våd og uden båd

Jeg var længe på arbejde i går, hvilket var helt
fint, da jeg var i underskud af timer. Så jeg
måtte hellere indhente det forsømte, hvilket
faktisk lykkedes i fin stil.

Linda kom forbi ved halv-otte-tiden med aftensmad,
som vi spiste sammen. Bagefter gik hun over og tog
sol i motionscentret, mens jeg gjorde arbejdet
færdig.

Det var først da jeg var klar til at gå, at jeg
opdagede at det regnede - faktisk så styrtede det
ned. Lokationen i Herlev består af to bygninger,
jeg har kontor i den ene og motionscentret er i
den anden. Om natten er lågen imellem dem låst, så
jeg skulle hele vejen uden om. Heldigvis var det
ikke koldt, det var faktisk forbløffende varmt.

o O ( ) O o

Og så var det åbenbart dagen hvor folk af anden
etnisk oprindelse talte meget gebrokkent
dansk. Linda kunne stort set ikke forstå
Taxichaufføren, og jeg havde store problemer med
at forstå en rengøringsmand, der vistnok havde
tabt en nøgle.

o O ( ) O o

Her er dagens vittighed:


Arabs and Americans

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of New York. One
sat in the window seat and the other sat in the
middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American got
on and took the aisle seat. After takeoff, the
American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes
and was settling in when the Arab in the window
seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a beer."

"No problem," said the American, "I'll get it for
you."

While he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the
American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned
with the beer, the other Arab said, "That looks
good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the American obligingly went to get it and
while he was gone, the other Arab picked up the
other shoe and spat in it. When the American
returned to his seat, they all sat back and
enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the American slipped his
feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had
happened. He looked at the two Arabs and asked,
"Why does it have to be this way?  How long must
this go on? This fighting between our nations?
This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in
shoes and pissing in beers?"


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