Date: Wed, 12 Nov 1997 08:35:23 +0100
Hej med jer !
Nu er det tid til at leve op til sit ansvar. Den 18. november skal vi jo
ALLESAMMEN afgive vores stemme til kommunalvalget. Vi er jo ikke
sofavælgere, vel ? Desværre er det jo ikke alle der skal stemme i
Københavns Kommune, hvor der er så fremtrædende kandidater som f.eks.
Master Fatman, og partier med de dejlige navne som f.eks Det Kosmiske
Parti eller Kærlighedspartiet. Hvis man bor i en mindre farverig kommune
kan man jo altid stemme på Dansk Folkeparti, det skulle vist nok være
sidste mode og enormt trendy !
Men hvis i virkelig mangler indblik i politik kan i jo lære lidt her:
Definition of Politics
Son: Dad, I have a special report for school. Can I ask you a
Dad: Sure son, what's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Dad: Well son, let's take our home for example. I am the wageearner so
let's call me the management. Your mother is the administrator of the
money, so let's call her the government. We take care of you and your
needs, so let's call you the people. We'll call the maid the working
class and your baby brother the future, Understand?
Son: I'm not really sure dad, I'll have to think about it.
That night, the boy is awakened by his baby brother's crying so he went
to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had a heavily soiled
nappy, the boy went to his parent's room and found his mother fast
asleep. He then went to the maid's room where peeking through the key
hole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went
totally unheard. The boy went back to his room and went to sleep.
The next morning...
Son: Dad, I think I understand politics.
Dad: That's great son, explain it to me in your own words.
Son: While the management is screwing the working class, the government
is fast asleep, the people are being completely ignored and the future
is full of shit.
Nogen spørgsmål ? Nej det tænkte jeg nok.