Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 08:40:34 +0100
Hej Allesammen !
Mandag morgen blues . . . . . . . .
Den kan kun reddes med "DDD", som vi jo alle ved betyder Dagens Dårlige
Joke; og nu vi er ved de forkortelser:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from staff, it will be our policy to keep all staff well trained through
our programme of SPECILAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give staff more S.H.I.T. than any other organization.
If you feel that you do not recive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see your immediate supervisor. You will be immediately placed at
the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our senior staff are specially skilled
at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Staff members who do not take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMMES (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).
Since our senior staff Took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted they do
not have to do S.H.I.T. anymore as they are full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in job training
We can add yuor name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST
Those who are full of B.U.L.L..S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and
can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
Mvh (meget venligt han-dyr)