Date: Thu, 27 Nov 1997 08:47:59 +0100
From: Rune
Subject: Ikke noget
Hej Allesammen !
Skal vi ikke lige tage og få "DDD" overstået ?
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks
when he heard a loud voice say:
"Jesus is watching you." Silence returned to the house, so the burglar
crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he
looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the
cage was a parrot.
He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's
your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot
named you Clarence?"
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."
Jeg har tilladt mig at censurere resten da det blev alt for blodigt !
Fortsat god dag
Rune