Date: Mon, 01 Dec 1997 08:25:02 +0100
From: Rune
Subject: 1. december
Hej Allesammen !
I dag er det d. 1. december så nu må i godt åbne den første låge/pakke
eller skrabe det første felt eller hvad det nu er i skal gøre. Desuden
er det jo også tid til lidt julegodter, og i den forbindelse har jeg
gemt lidt til jer. Men vi kan jo indtil videre nøjes med at give "DDD"
lidt julepræg:
One Christmas Eve and Santa was out making his rounds and he went down
the chimmney to a house and the only person there was a woman.
She was dressed in a very sexy gown and she told Santa,
"Santa please stay with me tonight?"
Santa replied, "HO HO HO, gotta go gotta go, got presents to deliver."
So the woman takes some of her gown off and says,
"Please Santa stay with me tonight?"
Santa replied, "HO HO HO, gotta go gotta go, got presents to deliver."
So the woman takes of all of it and she says to Santa,
"Please, PLEASE! Santa stay with me tonight?"
Santa replies, "HEY HEY HEY, gotta stay gotta stay, can't get up the
chimmney with my dick this
way!!"
God forjul
Rune