Date: Wed, 10 Dec 1997 08:34:37 +0100
From: Rune
Subject: Arbejde ?
Hej Allesammen !
Nogle gange er det fint og dejligt at gå på arbejde, andre gange er det
en sur pligt. Man kan fristes til at misunde "Den Forsvunde Fuldmægtig".
Livet må sku' være nemt i fængslet . . . . . . . . hvilket dagens "DDD"
understreger:
PRISON vs. WORK
In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 foot cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 foot cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that
one yourself.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work yone yourself.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors
yourself.
In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.
In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you can't even speak to your family and friends on the phone
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the
inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars.
In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
In prison there are sadistic wardens.
At work, we have bosses.
Vi spammes
Rune