From: Rune
Date: Fri, 3 Apr 1998 09:16:31 +0100
Subject: EF-dag
Hej Allesammen !
Jeg vil ikke begynde at gentage det jeg sagde forleden, men det passer
altså stadigvæk !
I dag kan vi til gengæld glæde os over at det er fredag. Desuden kan vi så
også sige til os selv: "det gør jo ikke noget at vejret er som det nu
engang er for vi skal jo alligevel ikke i Dyrehaven og på Bakken !"
Til dem af jer der ikke ved så er der i skrivende stund nemlig ildebrand på
Bakken. Ilden var imorges ved 7-8-tiden endnu ikke under kontrol, og nogle
huse var allerede helt nedbrændt. Al kraft var på daværende tidspunkt sat
ind på at redde den store træ-rutschebane.
Hvem er det dog der siger at der er kedeligt på landet . . . . . for der er
jo noget om snakken . . . . . det er sjovest på Bakken !
Apropos land/by:
A city boy went duck hunting in the country one day. While hunting he shot
a duck which fell on the property of a farmer. The boy crawled over the
fence to claim his kill. But, the farmer, seeing what had happened rushed
out with his shotgun and yelled, "See here! That duck belongs too me!"
The city boy replies, "But I shot the duck, therefore it belongs to me!"
The farmer says, "It fell on my property so it belongs to me!"
They continue to argue, each claiming ownership of the duck. After a while,
the farmer says, "We should settle this the old-fashioned way."
The city boy asks, "What is the 'old-fashioned way'?"
The farmer explains, "First, I kick you in the groin. Then, you kick me in
the groin and we continue in this fashion until one of us gives up. The one
who wins gets the duck."
The city boy, willing to do anything to get his duck and leave, agrees to
the contest. The farmer draws back his leg and kicks the city boy in the
groin with all his might. The city boy, in horrible pain, falls to the
ground moaning and groaning. After about 10 minutes, he manages to stand
up and croaks, "It's my turn now."
The farmer says, "Oh, you can have the duck", and leaves.
God weekend
Rune
