SSSS Nummer 2 1. årgang 31. januar 2002
De små synger..... og lugter, gør de!
Py-ha, virusangrebet var heldigvis kun gået ud
over én Pc. Men, jeg har først i dag fået nyeste
viruschecker mv., så det bliver først i aften, at
jeg renser ud!
o O ( ) O o
Vi kan takke min kollega Lars for, at dagens
vittighed er på vers. På vej op fra frokost udbrød
jeg pludseligt, nærmest spontant:
Lange Lars fra Langeland
Sagde "la' vær' at vær' bange mand!"
"Du får hele armen,
men ikke i tarmen,
der må du nøj's med min langemand!
Som modangreb kunne han en limerick, som jeg i
mellemtiden har glemt (byen var L.A., men der var
ingen Søren).
Derfor er jeg i limerick-humør, og har fundet hele
fire limericks, der indeholder det obligatoriske
bynavn, sex, nosser, prutter og onani:
There was a young man from Brighton
Who thought he'd at last found a tight 'un.
He said, "Oh my love,
It fits like a glove."
But she said, "you're not in the right 'un."
There was a man from Boston
who bought himself an Austin.
There was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas
but his balls hung out and he lost'em.
There was an old man from Rangoon
Whose farts could be heard on the moon
When least you'd expect 'em
They'd roar from his rectum
With the force of a Burma typhoon!
A clever young man named Eugene
Invented a jack-off machine.
On the twenty-third stroke
The goddam thing broke
And beat both his balls to a creame.
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