SSSS Nummer 20 1. årgang 27. februar 2002
Onslow vender tilbage
Linda er nede og besøge sine forældre, så jeg er
alene hjemme - en glimrende anledning til at tage
sit Onslowkostume på igen.
Trofaste læsere vil huske at Linda var klædt ud
som Mrs. Hyacinth og jeg som Onslow til
svigermormors karneval. Og hvordan så Linda ud?
Tja, klik på nedenstående (husk at holde fast på
kaffekoppen):
http://www.sleazyblackchicks.com/hyacinth/
o O ( ) O o
Jeg har vist på et tidspunkt lovet, at alle
vittigheder i SSSS ville være sjofle. Det viser
sig at være lettere sagt end gjort, så jeg vil
tillade mig at afvige fra reglen i ny og næ.
o O ( ) O o
Tja, som sagt, dagens vittighed er ikke
nødvendigvis sjofel, til gengæld vil jeg prøve at
finde nogle sjove til jer:
Senile
An 80 year old couple were having problems
remembering things, so they decided to go to their
doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was
wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctors, they explained
to the doctor about the problems they were having
with their memory. After checking the couple out,
the doctor told them that they were physically
okay but might want to start writing things down
and make notes to help them remember things.
The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that
night while watching TV, the man got up from his
chair and his wife asked, 'Where are you going?'
He replied, 'To the kitchen.' She asked, 'Will you
get me a bowl of ice cream?' He replied, 'Sure.'
She then asked him, 'Don't you think you should
write it down so you can remember it?' He said,
'No, I can remember that.'
She then said, 'Well I would also like some
strawberries on top. You had better write that
down because I know you'll forget that.' He said,
'I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream
with strawberries.' She replied, 'Well I also
would like whipped cream on top. I know you will
forget that so you better write it down.'
With irritation in his voice, he said, 'I don't
need to write that down! I can remember that.' He
then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20
minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed
her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the
plate for a moment and said angrily: 'I TOLD you
to write it down! You forgot my toast!'
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