SSSS Nummer 23 1. årgang 4. marts 2002
The Choice of a Gnu Generation
Så er det hverdag igen. Week-end'en var
travl. Lørdag var jeg til Linux Forum 2002 i
næsten 12 timer, og sluttede af med at drikke et
par øl hos Erik, der lige havde haft fødselsdag.
Søndag var der (som sædvanligt) rygtræning fra
morgenstunden og min moster holdt fødselsdag om
aftenen.
o O ( ) O o
En af key note speakerne (som det vist hedder på
nudansk) til Linux Forum, var Dr. Karl-Heinz
Strassemeyer fra IBM i tyskland. Han var en ældre
herre, der havde en hyggelig udstråling a la
Viktor Borge, og talte engelsk med en accent a la
Dr. Strangelove.
Han fortalte hvordan det var muligt at kører op
til firstusinde virtuelle Linux-servere på én IBM
mainframe (eller rettere eighty tzounzanz linuchz
zerwerz!)
o O ( ) O o
Dagens vittighed handler også om en doktor:
A doctor Office
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors
office and the doctor is bowled over by how
stunningly awesome she is. All his
professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he
starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she
takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her
breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing
now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties,
lays her on the table, gets on top of her and
starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do
you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I
am here!"
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