SSSS Nummer 38 1. årgang 2. april 2002
3. Påskedag
Så er SSSS på banen igen. I havde nok forventet
den allerede i går, men min påskeferie varede
altså helt til 3. påskedag!
o O ( ) O o
En stor del af påsken har Linda og jeg været i
Løkken sammen med Erik, Heidi, Jesper, Freja og
Magnus. Vi var i Cardiff, Eriks forældres
sommerhus, som vi også har holdt sommerferie i.
Jeg vil skrive mere om turen til Løkken i en
senere udgave af SSSS - det bliver til et helt
særtillæg, med billeder.
o O ( ) O o
I morgen, onsdag, er det så tilbage på pinden. Det
har jeg det egentligt helt OK med; udover at jeg
kan lide mine kolleger og mit job, så bliver det
jo også en dejlig kort uge.
o O ( ) O o
Noget af det første jeg skal imorgen på kontoret,
er at vende kalenderbladet på min FHM kalender, og
se hvem månedens fristelse er. Fristelser er også
hvad dagens vittighed handler om:
A pickle factory
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been
employed there for a number of years when he came
home one day and confess to his wife that he had a
terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his
penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex
therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated
that he'd be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his
own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home
absolutely ashen.
His wife could see at once that something was
seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this
tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle
slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My
God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No,
Bill.
I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, she got fired too."
====::: mailto:soren@lund.org :::
::: http://soren.lund.org :::
====
__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Yahoo! Tax Center - online filing with TurboTax
http://http://taxes.yahoo.com/
----------
Søren Lund
Forrige
Indhold
Næste