SSSS Nummer 53 1. årgang 29. april 2002
Blå mandag
Det har været den store konfirmationsweek-end, og
dermed efter følgende blå mandag. På TV kan man se
nyhederne, med billeder af de glade konfirmander,
der spenderer deres gavepenge. Hvad der slog mig,
var to ting: konfirmanderne er jo ikke andet en
børn, da jeg blev konfirmeret følgte jeg mig meget
voksen, og jeg blev snydt for blå mandag, jeg kan
ikke helt huske hvorfor (men en gammel bitter mand
er altså resultatet).
o O ( ) O o
Dagens vittighede foregår, meget apropos, i
himlen:
At the Pearly Gates
Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and the Queen Mum
arrive at the Pearly gates. St Peter explains that
only one can get through and that they each have
to put forward their case for entry.
Freddie says, "I know I haven't led a perfect life
and I've made some mistakes along the way, but
I've made some of the most beautiful music in the
world. I'll stand at the back of heaven and
serenade everybody with my wondrous songs, making
heaven a happier place to be."
"Pretty good, Fred" said St Peter, "what about you
Gianni?"
Versace says, "I make the most beautiful clothes
in the world. I will completely redesign the
fashions up here, from the archangels to the
cherub to the choirboys. As you well know, Pete,
if you look good you will feel good and that will
make heaven a happier place."
"Not bad," says St Peter. "What about you Queen
Mum?"
The Queen Mum does not say a word, instead she
lifts up her skirt, pulls down her knickers,
shoots a full bottle of water into her vagina and
lets it gush all over the floor.
"Excellent! You're in!" says St Peter.
"Hold on a minute!" says Freddie. "She didn't even
say anything!"
"Fred, you know the rules," says St Peter. "A
royal flush beats a pair of Queens."
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