Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 56    1. årgang          2. maj 2002

Milepæl

Seti@HOME er et videnskabeligt eksperiment, hvor
computere forbundet via Internettet søger efter
tegn på liv i rummet. Man henter et program og
installere det på computeren, når programmet
startes henter det en klump data (en "work unit"
(WU)) og går i gang med at regne.

Jeg tilmeldte mig Seti@HOME programmet for godt et
år siden, men kom aldrig rigtigt igang. For en
lille måneds tid siden gik jeg så for alvor i
gang, og nu har jeg rundet 100 WUs!

Læs mere om Seti@HOME på

http://setiathome.ssl.berkeley.edu/

o O ( ) O o

Der er langt mellem blondinevitserne for tiden,
men her kommer en, som jeg ikke havde hørt før:


Rectum Deodorant

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the
pharmacist for some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist explains to the woman they don't
sell rectum deodorant... and that in fact he's
never heard of it before.  The blonde assures the
pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from
this store for years and needs some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have
any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the
pharmacist.

"Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the
pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This
is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back
and reads out loud from the container: "To apply,
push up bottom."


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