SSSS Nummer 69 1. årgang 23. maj 2002
Ekspertviden
Tja, efter onsdagens kombination af fadbamser og
vodkashots, var jeg ikke helt på toppen torsdag
formiddag. Jeg fik dog returneret nogle
udfordringer i "Quiz Show World Cup Edition", som
jeg skrev om forleden.
For dem af jer, der ikke har prøvet spillet endnu,
kan jeg fortælle, at man bliver stille en række
spørgsmål, hver med fem svarmuligheder. Udover at
svare rigtigt gælder det også om at svare hurtigt.
Hvis jeg virkelig ikke fattede noget hvad angår
fodbold, så burde min svar-% være 20, men den er
på 38! Wow! Jeg har desuden banket både Ole,
Christian og Lars, der alle tre må siges at være
fodboldfans, som burde vide mere end mig. Så, som
amerikanerne siger: "bring it on!"
o O ( ) O o
Dagens vittighed er lettere surrealistisk, men jeg
synes den er sjov:
Eggs on Honeymoon
Two eggs had just been married and were on their
honeymoon. While they were sitting on the bed
making out, the female egg pushed the male egg
away and said, "I just have to go to the
washroom. Be back in a minute."
Five minutes later the male egg saw his sexy wife
walk out in a slinky egglige, running her hands up
and down her smooth, oval body.
Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the
top of his head, covering it completely. The
female egg looked at him and asked what he was
doing. He replied, "The last time I was this hard,
someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."
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