SSSS Nummer 83 1. årgang 20. juni 2002
Der er ingen overskrift idag
Når den samlede redaktion kun består af en person,
kan det være svært at nå sin deadline. Og når jeg
ud over mit almindelige arbejde, også arbejder for
svigermor og maler derhjemme (sidstnævnte er nu
mest Linda), så kan det være svært at nå det hele.
Det jeg prøver at sige er, at dagens SSSS bliver
kort - den er faktisk (næsten) slut nu.
o O ( ) O o
Dagens vitighed skal I ikke snydes for, den kommer
her:
Joe and the Pussy
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty
blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his
efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top
of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has
gone without underwear.
The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires,
"Are you looking at my pussy?"
"Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert
his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's
very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a
kiss to you."
Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.
Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what
else the wonder pussy can do.
"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe
stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman,
patting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked,
"Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it
whistle, too?"
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