Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 86    1. årgang        25. juni 2002

Vanetænkning

Jeg var kommet ind i en vane, hvor jeg skrev
dagens SSSS om morgenen, før jeg tog på
arbejde. Oprindeligt skrev jeg SSSS om
eftermiddagen, senere blev det til om aftenen, og
nu skriver jeg altså oftes om morgenen.

Denne (dårlige) vane prøver jeg nu at bryde ud
af. Det er nogle gange lidt stressende at skulle
nå dagens udgave, specielt hvis jeg kommer lidt
for sent op. Desuden er SSSS jo i høj grad en
reflektion over dagens begivenheder, der jo (i min
alder) nemt kan glemes i løbet af natten.

o O ( ) O o

Som Dirch Passer engang sagde: "er det nu vi skal
være heste?" - her kommer dagens vittighed:


The Filly and the Stallion

A farmer buys a cute little filly that he plans on
racing next season, but when he gets her home, his
old stallion smells her and wants her and starts
kicking up dust.

The farmer doesn't want her knocked up, because
she won't be able to race, so he calls the
vet. The vet tells him to tie a bed sheet around
the filly's rump to keep the stallion away.

So that day, the farmer does just that. The next
day, the farmer goes out to the corral to make
sure the vet's solution worked, but the filly is
nowhere to be found. The farmer follows her hoof
trail to the neighbor's farm, and sees the
neighbor's kid out by their barn.

"Hey young man," the farmer calls, "did you see a
filly run by with a bed sheet tied around her
rump?"

The kid replies, "No sir, but one dashed past here
early this morning with a handkerchief sticking
out of her ass."


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