SSSS Nummer 115 1. årgang 19. august 2002
Arbejdsmiljøuddannelse
Jeg var ikke tilbage på pinden igår, som jeg
ellers plejer. Jeg er blevet
sikkerhedsrepræsentant, og er derfor på
lovpligtigt paragraf 9 kursus.
Det startede heldigvist blødt, så jeg frygter ikke
de næste par dage (kurset tager fem dage, fordelt
over først tre og derefter to dage, med en måneds
mellemrum).
o O ( ) O o
Men jeg skal helst møde til tiden, så jeg springer
lige til dagens vittighed:
My Best Friends Hanging
This fellow was walking home from work one
evening, very depressed. He was married to a nag
who was constantly switching between treating him
nice and tearing down his self-esteem. To add to
it, his best friend was to be hanged that night
for a capital crime.
He stomped into the house and slammed the door,
sunk in his self-pity. His wife said, "Honey,
what's the problem?"
"They're hanging my best friend, Tony Wright,
tonight!"
"I understand. Go take a bath and I'll get supper
ready for you, Sweetie. Then you can go down to
see him before the hanging. Now, won't that make
you feel better?"
He decided to not make it worse and agreed with
her proposal. Well, while she was getting supper
the paper came, hitting the front door with a
plop. She picked it up and opened it. The heading
read, "WRIGHT GETS STAY OF EXECUTION."
She knew her husband would want to know
immediately and hearing the great news would
really lift his spirits. So she went up the stairs
and opened the bathroom door. There he was, bent
over and naked, cleaning the tub.
She said, "Honey, they're not hanging Wright
tonight!"
"The same old story," he shook his head. "First
you're nice and then it's bitch, bitch, bitch!"
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