SSSS Nummer 118 1. årgang 22. august 2002
Agurketid
Det sker for aviserne, og SSSS bliver også, med
mellemrum, ramt af mangel på nyheder.
Dengang jeg gik med morgenaviser, var det
pragtfuldt, når aviserne, henover sommeren, blev
tyndere og tyndere.
Men det kan jo hurtigt ændre sig, Linda og min
kalender er i hvert fald fyldt op for den næste
måneds tid. Frem til første week-end i oktober, er
der ikke en eneste week-end, der ikke er booket.
o O ( ) O o
Det er fredag, så dagens vittighed foregår
passende nok i en bar:
The Shy Blonde
A bartender is preparing to open for the night
when he hears a knock at the door, he opens the
door and a beautiful blonde is standing there.
She says, "I'm shy could I get a drink before you
open?"
So he lets her in. "What`ll it be?"
"Twenty-five whiskeys please. Just line em up."
He is shocked that she would want so much, but he
fills them and he watches her down the lot one by
one. She then collapsed on the floor.
The bartender looks over the bar, not bad he
thinks and takes her upstairs. When he has had
enough he goes back down to open up.
It's a really busy night and to boost business he
sells the girl for a twenty bucks per go. Everyone
wants a turn, and he makes a fortune.
When he has closed up, he takes the girl and puts
her outside the door where she first came from and
he counts his profits.
The next night at the same time the doorbell rings
again so he answers and the girl is back. He can`t
believe his luck. Inviting her in he asks,
"Twenty five whiskeys again, Darlin'?"
"Oh no," she replies, "vodka please. Whiskey makes
my twat sore."
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