Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 121   1. årgang      27. august 2002

Debat så det batter

Det er snart syv måneder siden, at jeg startede
med at skrive den daglige SSSS. I al den tid har
jeg altså været "højttaler" og spyttet historier
og vittigheder ud i hovedet på Jer, mine kære

Men nu får I muligheden for at svare igen. Jeg har
netop lagt et debatforum ind på mit websted. Så
skriv en hilsen i gæstebogen, eller start en
diskussion på

o O ( ) O o

For dem af jer, der kan lide at køre stærkt,
kommer her dagens vittighed (men I andre kan også
læse med):

Getting Out of A Ticket

A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on
the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top
was down, the breeze was blowing through what was
left of his hair and he decided to open her up.

As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw
flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought
to himself and opened her up further. The needle
hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation
hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought
and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a
word and examined it and the car.

"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift
and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more
paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for
your driving that I haven't heard before, you can

The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week
my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were
trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

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