SSSS Nummer 138 1. årgang 19. september 2002
Stjerner uden hjerner
Det var spilledag igår, og vi mødtes hos Steen. Vi
prøvede endnu engang kræfter med Sauron. Nu mente
vi at vi kendte spillet så godt, at vi kunne vinde
det. Men nej, Sauron slog os igen.
Det er nu ikke nogen dårligt ting, at spillet er
så svært. Det betyder at man virkelig skal
koncentrere sig for at vinde.
Efter nederlaget i Ringenes Herre, spillede vi et
spil MAD (som i bladet MAD). Her går det ud på at
tabe. Man får 5000 dollar til at starte med, og
dem skal man så slippe af med. Jeg var meget tæt
på at tabe. Men så var Steen heldig at trække et
kort hvor han ved at sidde på sine hænder med
krydsede ben og kagle som en høne tabte 500
dollar. Og så vandt Steen.
Vi sluttede aftenen af med at kigge på stjerner,
eller rettere forsøge. Steen havde en
stjernekiggert, men det var diset og optikken var
lidt dugget. Så det var svært at se noget.
o O ( ) O o
Kør nu pænt, når du skal hjem fra arbejde. Her er
dagens vittighed:
Speeding Farmer
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for
speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the
farmer about his speed, and in general began to
throw his weight around to try to make the farmer
uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the
ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting
at some flies that were buzzing around his
head. The farmer said, "Having some problems with
circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and
said--"Well yeah, if that's what they are--I never
heard of circle flies."
So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common
on farms. See, they're called circle flies
because they're almost always found circling
around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing
the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and
says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call
me a horse's ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much
respect for law enforcement and police officers to
even think about calling you a horse's ass."
The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and
goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool
them flies, though."
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