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SSSS     Nummer 142   1. årgang    25. september 2002

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Life Explained

On the first day God created the cow. God said,
"You must go to field with the farmer all day long
and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life
span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you
want me to live for sixty years. Let me have
twenty years and I'll give back the other forty."

And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said,
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you
a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give
me ten years and I'll give back the other ten."

So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said,
"Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them
laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span."

Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty
years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so
that's what I'll do too, okay?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat,
sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just
enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way
man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the
forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and
the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty,

"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat,
sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for
the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family; for the next ten years we do
monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and
for the last ten years we sit in front of the
house and bark at everybody.

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