SSSS Nummer 151 1. årgang 13. oktober 2002
På halv kraft
Så er jeg tilbage med SSSS. Jeg har godtnok været
vissen. Det er årstiden, det er både koldt og
varmt. Når jeg sidder i bussen sveder jeg, og når
jeg kommer udenfor med åben jakke fryser jeg. Oven
i det var jeg nok også lidt svækket på grund af
Lindas indlæggelse.
o O ( ) O o
Linda var hjemme i week-enden, men tog tilbage til
afdelingen søndag aften. Vi hyggede os rigtig
meget, det var lige hvad vi havde brug for.
Nu arbejder vi på, at Linda skal hjem i næste
uge.
o O ( ) O o
Her kommer dagens vittighed:
A Bargain Elephant
Moskowitz met Finklestein on the street one day
and said, "Finkelstein, have I got a bargain for
you! An elephant! A whole living elephant for just
one hundred dollars."
Finklestein said, "Are you crazy? What do I want
with an elephant?"
"It's a beautiful elephant," continues Moskowitz,
"all grey, ten feet tall, complete with a trunk."
"But I have nothing to feed it on," cried
Finkelstein. "I live in a three-room apartment. I
have no place to put it in."
But Moskowitz went on: "Two beautiful tusks, maybe
two feet long. It is a magnificent beast. They
don't make them like that anymore."
"Moskowitz," said Finkelstein, almost screaming,
"I have a three-room walk-up apartment on the
fifth floor. Where will I keep an elephant?"
"You are a hard man, Finkelstein," said
Moskowitz. "I will tell you what, I will throw in
a second whole elephant for only $50 extra."
Finkelstein smiled and said, "Now you are
talking!"
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