SSSS Nummer 154 1. årgang 17. oktober 2002
Sejren er i hus
Der var spilleaften igår (i Spilleklubben Rykker
Nu). Og som jeg har skrevet om før, så spillede vi
Ringenes Herre brædtspil. Og denne gang besejrede
vi Sauron! Endda uden at en eneste af vores
hobitter døde.
Efter spillet opfandt vi Vesterbro-tequillaen og
børnetequillaen. De består henholdsvis af en
porter med en flæskesvær i, og en (ikke-rystet)
Cocio med en ostehaps i. Som med almindelig
tequilla skal ormen (flæskesvær eller ostehaps)
holdes mellem tænderne, før man sluger den. Vi
havde heldigvis ikke ingredienserne til rådighed,
så der var ingen prøvesmagning.
o O ( ) O o
Jeg var ikke ude at besøge Linda igår. Men har
selvfølgelig talt med hende i telefon. Hun har det
bedre. Hun er startet på noget nyt medicin, der
godtnok sløve hende, men så kan hun jo lettere
finde ro. Desuden har vi købt strikketøj til
hende, til når hun er rastløs - det er meget bedre
en smøger. Linda har valgt at lægge ud med et
lille let projekt: et sengetæppe (til vores ekstra
brede dobbeltseng), strikket på pind 2 1/2 (de er
tynde).
Men Linda bliver ikke 100% frisk lige med det
samme. Hendes binyrebarkhormonbehandling (som jo
startede det hele), er først afsluttet om ti
uger. Vi regner dog stadig med, at Linda kan komme
hjem inden for de næste par uger.
o O ( ) O o
Her kommer dagens vittighed:
Priests on Vacation
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on
vacation. They were determined to make this a real
vacation by not wearing anything that would
identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane
landed, they headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,
sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed
in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on
beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless
blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight
towards them.
They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed
them, she smiled and said "good morning, Father,
good morning, Father", nodding and addressing each
of them individually, then passed on by. They were
both stunned. How in the world did she know they
were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and
bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so
loud you could hear them before you even saw them.
Once again the two priests in mufti settled on the
beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After
a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing
a string, taking her sweet time, came walking
toward them. Again she nodded at each of them,
said "good morning, Father" and started to walk
away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer
and said. "Just a minute young lady."
Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to
know, how in the world did you know we are priests
dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela," she replied.
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