Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 164   1. årgang     1. november 2002

Andendagen er den værste


Av for pokker, hvor har jeg ondt i min venstre
balle (og bare rolig, der er ingen
billeddokumentation). Det er bowlingen fra i
onsdags, der har sat sine spor.

Jeg har jo heller ikke været så flink til at gå i
motionscentret på det seneste - travlhed og
hospitalsbesøg, har taget meget af min tid.

o O ( ) O o

Linda var hjemme på besøg i går aftes. Det var
hyggeligt. Vi skulle hente nogle bukser, vi købte
for fjorten dage side, og som skulle lægges
op. Det endte med at Linda oveni fik et par bukser
til, men de skulle også lægges op... så nu må vi
se hvad der sker om fjorten dage.

o O ( ) O o

Her er dagens vittighed:


The Pirate

A pirate walks off his ship. He has a wooden leg,
a hook for a hand, and a patch over his right
eye. He sits down on a bench, and begins throwing
peanuts to the seagulls.

Two curious young children shyly sit down next to
him and ask the pirate how he came to have a
wooden leg.

The pirate replies, "Well, I was standing on the
deck of me ship one day, and a wave washed me
overboard. Then, a hungry shark attacked me and
bit me leg off."

The little boy then asks, "How did you lose your
hand?"

"Many years ago, I was fighting the Navy, and one
of them boys cut me hand off with a cutlass. Me
doc couldn't find a hand, so he gave me this
hook."

Next, the little girl asks, "How did you lose your
eye?"

"Well, I was standing watch up in the crow's nest,
and just as I looked up, a lousy seagull flew over
and did his business right in me eye."

The children, now thoroughly confused, ask, "How
did that cause you to lose your eye?"

The pirate explains, "It was me first day with the
hook..."


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