Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 170   1. årgang    11. november 2002

Forsalget til LOTR2 starter idag!


Hold da op hvor havde jeg brug for week-end. Som
jeg skrev i fredagens SSSS, havde jeg været sent
på arbejde torsdag. Om fredagen skulle vi så ud
til kunden og installerer frugten af vores
slid. Men ak, det gik helt galt. Det var tredie
eller fjerde gang, vi opgraderede systemet - og
det var gået glat alle de andre gange.

Så vi blev nok lidt overmodige, udover at vi var
lidt pressede, fordi vi var bagud. Øv.

o O ( ) O o

Lørdag tog Linda og jeg ud i lufthavnen, hvor vi
sagde farvel til Erik og Per, der tager et halvt
år til sydamerika - dermed mister SSSS også to
trofaste læsere i det næste halve år.

o O ( ) O o

Traditionen tro, så Linda og jeg også et par film
i week-enden. Denne gang var det "The Last Castle"
og "Panic Room".

Førstnævnte er med Robert Redford, og foregår i et
militærfængsel. Det er en gammel kendt historie om
fangerne mod fængselsdirektøren. Det var en lidt
tynd omgang, og det er kun hvis man er Robert
Redford fan eller vild med fængselsfilm, man bør
spilde sin tid på den film.

"Panic Room" var med Jodie Foster og instrueret af
David Fincher, der slog igennem med "Seven". Så
forventningerne var nok lidt høje. Desværre levede
filmen ikke helt op til mine forventninger, men
den var heller ikke et totalt flop.

o O ( ) O o

Dagens vittighed:


Sheep Fries

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with
the difficult task of castrating some of his
inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding
with the females. He hired a French guy who didn't
speak English, but was a very good worker.

After the first day, they had successfully
castrated 14 sheep and his French worker was just
about to throw away the 'parts$(B, (Bbut the sheep
farmer yelled, "No! Don't throw those away! My
wife fries them up and we eat them. They're
delicious and we call them 'sheep fries'."

Later that day, the French hired hand came in for
supper and indeed, the 'sheep fries' were tasty.

The next day, they castrated 16 sheep, and the
following evening they all settled down to another
supper of 'sheep fries'. The third day, however,
when the sheep farmer came home, he asked his wife
where the French hired hand was.

She said, "You know, it was the weirdest thing! I
told him since there weren't very many 'sheep
fries' this evening, we were also going to have
French fries. Then he screamed and ran like hell."


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