Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 193   1. årgang    12. december 2002

En genganger


Jeg er stadig på kursus, og hold da op hvor er der
meget at lære. Men det er jo kun godt.

Jeg er blevet bekræftiget i, at jeg er god til,
hurtigt, at sætte mig ind i komplicerede
systemer. Så det er jo meget rart.

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Husk dagens låge:

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Før dagens vittighed, vil jeg lige undskylde at
gårsdagens vittighed havde været bragt før. Det
var Rune, der gjorde mig opmærksom på det -
undskyld Rune, jeg er kun en ydmyg padawan.

Her er dagens (forhåbentligt nye) vittighed:


Psychiatry and Proctology

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put
up a sign reading "Dr, Smith and Dr Jones,
Psychiatry and Proctology".

The town fathers were not too happy with the sign
and they proposed "Hysterias and Posteriors".

The Doctors didn't like that idea, and suggested
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".

The town didn't like that one either and countered
with "Catatonics and High Colonics".

Thumbs down again. By now the story was in the
papers and suggestions began rolling in:

"Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives."
"Minds and Behinds".
"Freaks and Cheeks"
"Loons and Moons".

None of these satisfied one side or the other, but
they finally settled on "Dr Smith & Dr Jones, Odds
& Ends"


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