SSSS Nummer 219 2. årgang 6. februar 2003
Den søde tand
Gammel er jeg vel ved at blive, hvilket jeg
afslørede igår, da jeg skrev om mine tidlige
computererfaringer.
Det var Henrik, der mindede mig om, at vi ikke
havde Piccoliner på gymnasiet, men ICL Comet's.
Til gengæld er Henrik også blevet gammel, for han
mente at jeg startede med en Vic20 - og det ved
jeg med sikkerhed at jeg ikke gjorde. Så havde der
jo også stået en Vic20 opmaganiseret i kontoret.
o O ( ) O o
Forleden fortalte jeg, at jeg havde lavet
dessert. En slags soft ice, blot med skummetmælk
og fromage frais. Igår aftes lavede jeg en milk
shake, ud fra samme princip (det er altid sjovt at
eksperimenterer, og jeg kan ikke finde mit "Den
Lille Kemiker" sæt):
3 spsk fromage frais
1 dl skummetmælk
1 banan
1 dl isterninger
2-3 tsk sukker
Det hele blendes, og smager faktisk som milk shake.
o O ( ) O o
Her kommer dagens vittighed:
A Remote Army Outpost in India
An Army captain welcomes a new recruit to a remote
outpost in India. "Don't worry about the wretched
appearance of camp," the captain says. "We manage
to have a wonderful time. Today's Wednesday, which
is our gambling night. We'll have enough poker,
roulette, blackjack and slot machines for even the
most hard-core gambler."
"I'm sorry, sir," the recruit replies. "But five
years ago, I lost everything I owned during a
massive gambling binge. Since then I haven't been
able to come within five feet of any game of
chance."
"That's all right," the captain says. "Thursday
night is our whoring night, where we bring in
three or four hookers for every man, and then we
all have a gigantic orgy."
"I'm afraid I won't be able to participate in that
either, sir," the recruit admits. "I've got too
much respect for my mother and sister to ever
treat women in that manner."
"I see," the captain says. "I don't mean to be
blunt, but you don't happen to be a homosexual, do
you?"
"Absolutely not!" the recruit cries.
"Pity," the captain says. "I guess you won't enjoy
Friday night either."
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