SSSS Nummer 256 2. årgang 22. april 2003
På pinden igen
Linda og jeg havde tre dejlige dage i Sønderborg
og omegn. Det er et meget charmerende område at
holde ferie i, med masser at se på. Vi var
naturligvis ude at se Dybøl Mølle, Gråsten Slot og
var også forbi Haderslev og Åbenrå.
Jeg fik selvfølgelig taget en del billeder i
ferien, og jeg regner da også med at lave et
tillæg til SSSS med nogle af billederne, men det
har jeg altså ikke fået gjort endnu.
o O ( ) O o
Så var jeg tilbage på pinden, efter at have været
væk i tre uger. Der var nu ikke sket så meget mens
jeg var væk, og jeg er endnu ikke blevet ramt at
konkrete opgaver. Det er helt fint, jeg har en
masse småting jeg kan ordne (blandt andet en
overfyldt indbakke).
o O ( ) O o
Her kommer dagens vittighed:
Poetry and Sex
Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both
work together. The white guy came in late one
morning and his black friend asks where he had
been.
The white guy says, "My wife gives me good sex
every night and she kept me up really late last
night".
The black guy says "I can't get my wife to have
sex with me, no matter what! How do you do it?"
The white guy says, "I read her poetry every
night."
His black friend then asks, "What kind of poetry?"
The white guy replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so
blue, how I want to make love to you." Then the
white guy tells his friend to go home and try it -
it's a sure thing!
The next morning the black guy was about 2 hours
late. When he comes in, he has a black eye and his
arm is in a sling.
The white man asks, "What happened?!"
The black man says, "Man, don't ever speak to me
again!"
The curious white man asks, "Well, what did you
say to her?"
The black man replies, 'Nappy head, nappy head,
eyes like a frog, bend over bitch, and take it
like a dog!!"
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