SSSS Nummer 280 2. årgang 28. maj 2003
Dagene bli'r længere og ugerne kortere
Endelig slog jeg Svend i badminton. Jeg har haft
sætsejre før, men jeg tror det er første gang, at
jeg vinder en kamp.
Min koncentration var i top, og de fleste af mine
returneringer (inklusive smash) var indenfor
banen.
Så mit spil er blevet bedre. Derfor var jeg ikke
overrasket, da halinspektøren kom forbi og gjorde
os opmærksom på, at det var den sidste uge i
sæsonen: så nu har jeg godt to måneder til at
komme ud af træning - typisk.
o O ( ) O o
Forleden skete noget pudsigt. Telefonen ringede,
Linda tog den, og efter et øjeblik begyndte hun at
tale russisk. Det viste sig at være forkert
nummer. Det pudsige var, at russeren ikke undrede
sig over, at Linda kunne tale russisk.
o O ( ) O o
I morgen er det Kristi himmelfartsdag og på fredag
holder jeg fri, så dette er den sidste udgave af
SSSS i denne uge. God weekend.
o O ( ) O o
Her kommer dagens vittighed:
Questions to Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school to talk
about the world. After her talk she offers
question time. One little boy puts up his hand,
and the Senator asks him what his name is.
"Billy"
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have three questions. First - whatever
happened to your medical health care plan; second
- why would you run for President after your
husband shamed the office; and third - whatever
happened to all those things you took when you
left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary
Clinton informs the kiddies that they will
continue after recess. When they resume Hillary
says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary
points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have five questions. First - whatever happened
to your medical health care plan; second - why
would you run for President after your husband
shamed the office; third - whatever happened to
all those things you took when you left the White
House; fourth - why did the bell go 20 minutes
early; and fifth - what happened to Billy?"
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This came from Søren Lund - mailto:soren@lund.org -
Please visit my web site: http://soren.lund.org/ or
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