Sadistiske Sørens Saftige Sagaer Forrige Indhold Næste
SSSS     Nummer 286   2. årgang        12. juni 2003


Jeg har desværre ikke tid til at skrive dagens
SSSS... så det må vente til i morgen.

o O ( ) O o

Dagens vittighed skal i dog ikke snydes for:

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please
come over here and help me... I have a killer
jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be
when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she
has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the
box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no
matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a

He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you
to relax.  Let's have a drink, then ..." he
sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back
in the box."

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