SSSS Nummer 41 1. årgang 7. april 2002
Jay and Silent Bob
Week-end'en er er slut, det er allerede
mandag. Linda og jeg har lige været inde og se
"Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", der bliver vist
som en del af Natfilmfestivalen. Jeg kan klart
anbefale filmen til alle, der kan grine af
vittigheder om kønsorganer, piger, der prutter, og
sætninger hvori ordet "fuck" indgår ussædvanligt
mange gange.
Det er absolut også en fordel, hvis man har set en
del film, specielt Kevin Smiths andre film
(f.eks. "Clers" og "Dogma"), men også "Star Wars",
"Flygtningen", "Scream", "E.T." og flere andre.
o O ( ) O o
Der stadig mindst to film på natfilmfestivalens
program, jeg gerne vil se: "Cecil B. Demented" af
John Waters og "Mullholland Drive" af David
Lynch.
o O ( ) O o
Dagens vittighed er som taget ud af "Jay and
Silent Bob Strike Back" (faktisk er der en scene i
filmer, hvor Jay og Silent Bob forsøger sig med et
trick meget lig det fyrerne i vittigheder prøver):
No Money
There were two friends drinking in a regular
bar. When they were done drinking, both found out
that they had no money to pay for the drinks. Not
knowing what to do, the first guy said "I've got
an idea! Let's pretend we are gays. I'll grab a
hot dog place it in my crotch and you'll blow on
it. Everyone will think that you are blowing my
penis and get disgusted by the scene and turn
away. Then we'll run out without paying!"
The second guy agreed and they started carrying
out their plan. As predicted, everyone got
disgusted and turned away from them, and they
quickly ran out without anyone noticing them. The
two guys were amazed by how well their trick
worked and decided to visit other bars and do the
same trick for free drinks. They visited seven
bars, did the same trick and never got caught.
They got really drunk and decided to go home. The
second guy said "man, I am beat, I had to blow
that hot dog the whole night and my mouth just
can't take it anymore."
"NO no no, I am beat," the first guy argued, "I
lost that hot dog at the second bar!"
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