SSSS Nummer 42 1. årgang 8. april 2002
Op og dåååå
Jeg er enig med Dirch Passer, der engang sagde, at
mandagen skulle være fridag. Så kunne man bruge
mandagen til at kommer sig over week-end'en.
Mandagen føltes ihvertfald hård. Derfor udkommer
SSSS meget sent og er meget kort.
o O ( ) O o
Dagens vittighed:
The Truth Is Easier
A married man was having an affair with his
secretary. One day, their passions overcame them
and they took off for her house, where they made
passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the
wild sex, they fell asleep, awaking around eight
P.M. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the
woman to take his shoes outside and rub them
through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she
nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes
and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he
entered the house.
"Darling", replied the man, "I can't lie to you.
I've been having an affair with my secretary and
we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep
and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You
lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
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