Date: Thu, 06 Nov 1997 10:33:04 +0100
From: Rune
Subject: Palle alene i verden
Hej allesammen !
Jeg synes det er et stykke tid siden vi har dyrket noget seriøs
"spamming", så jeg vil derfor tillade mig at rode lidt op i nogle gamle
vittigheder.
Problemet er bare at jeg efterhånden ikke kan huske hvem der har sendt
hvilke vittigheder til hvem, så der er jo en lille mulighed for
dupletter, men det må i jo tage med. Hellere det end at sidde som Palle
alene i verden.
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There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one
to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them
spends it. The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the
money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the
works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for
you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a
television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought
these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market,
doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the
rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future
because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the
money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.
****
Må i have det rigtig dejligt
Rune