Date: Mon, 10 Nov 1997 10:35:34 +0100
Hej Allesammen !
Dette var sandelig en mandag morgen af de bedre. Vores e-mail server
virkede ikke, så det forklarer hvorfor i ikke har hørt fra mig.
Desværre (for jer) virker alt her igen, og jeg vil derfor fortsætte min
vanlige stil med de meget dårlige jokes; men som en klog mand engang
sagde: "Dårlig jokes er bedre end ingen jokes !"
A man walks into a bar, sits down and drinks a beer. Then he drinks
another beer, and another and soon needs to urinate. He's standing at
the urinal in the men's room, when he looks over and notices three black
men standing at the other urinals. He notices that the one in the
middle has a white penis.
The guy zips up and, still a bit confused, goes back to the bar.
He orders another whiskey and mentions to the bartender, "I was in the
men's room and noticed three black men in there. I swear the one in the
middle had a white penis!"
The bartender says, pointing, "You mean those three guys at that table
"Yes", the man says, "They're the ones."
"Well", replied the bartender, "those guys aren't black, they're coal
miners. The one in the middle must have gone home for lunch."
Kæft hvor vi bare kører . . . . !