Date: Wed, 07 Jan 1998 08:40:01 +0100
From: Rune
Subject: Vice versa
Hej Allesammen !
Efter min oplevelse i går morges, må jeg sige at det er det stik
modsatte i dag. Pga. af min tidlige "ud-af-sengen"-oplevelse, gik jeg i
seng ved 22-tiden i aftes, og fik således lige 8-9 timers søvn. Det har
hjulpet en del. Nu sidder jeg her fuld af energi og klar til at møde
dagens udfordringer. En af dem er jo "DDD":
A man looks out his window one morning and sees a gorilla in the tree of
his front yard. He calls the zoo in a panic and tells them about the
problem.
The zoo says they'll send a man right over to his house. A half hour
later, the zoo van drives up and a zoo keeper gets out. From out of the
rear of the van, the keeper takes a ladder, a rope, a gun, a baseball
bat, and the most ferocious looking dog the home owner had ever seen.
"I hope you can take care of this for me," the resident says to the zoo
keeper. "By the way" the man continues, "what's all this stuff for?"
"Well, this is what I usually do," the zoo keeper says, "I climb up
into the tree on the ladder. I hit the gorilla over the head with the
baseball bat and knock him out of the tree. Then Roscoe, my dog here, he
runs over to the gorilla and clamps his jaws down on the ape's balls
real hard. It's difficult to watch but it really immobilizes the ape.
Then, I climb down, tie the ape up with the rope, throw him into the van
and we're done."
"I get it", said the resident, "but what's the gun for?"
"Your job. If, by some chance, the gorilla knocks me out of the tree,
- SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!"
Hård branche, det er min mening.
Vi spammes
Rune