Date: Thu, 08 Jan 1998 09:16:48 +0100
From: Rune
Subject: Haardt
Hej Allesammen !
Er det lidt hårdt på jobbet efter julen ?
Overvejer i at kvitte det hele og flytte langt bort ?
Så synes jeg i skal nærlæse "DDD" for derved at se om det er noget for
jer.
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick
of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as
far from humanity as possible.
Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost
total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.
"Names Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge...Having a
party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some
local folks. Thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some
drinkin."
"Not a problem... after 25 years in the computer business, I can do that
with the best of them."
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some
fightin, too."
Damn, Sam thinks... tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll
be there. Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these
parties, too."
"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six
months! I'll definitely be there ... by the way, what should I wear to
the party?"
Enoch stops in the door again and says "Whatever you want, it's just
gonna be the two of us."
Hold da op for en fest !
Der er da nogen der forstår at holde en rigtig "grise-fest".
Vi ses
Rune