Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 16:37:29 +0100
Hej Allesammen !
Efter en ufrivillig pause er jeg tilbage, "read it and weep !"
Jeg har desværre ikke været i stand til at sende "DDD" de to sidste
hverdage (fredag & mandag) grundet elendigt (#¤_grrrrrrrfor i den
hede --!!!!'>><<&%¤#") computer udstyr. Nu virker
det (7-9-13), og jeg skynder mig at vedlægge lidt underlødigt
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their
wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a
big bury man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these
on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right!!" , said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the
man who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "try these on." He
tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap.
He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!"
She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your
goddamn attitude changes!"
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE AND LUST
LOVE - when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
LOVE - when intercourse is called 'making love'.
LUST - all the other times.
LOVE - when you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
LOVE - when you share everything you own.
LUST - when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
LOVE - when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - when the relationship is over if you don't climax.
LOVE - when you phone each other just to say "G'day".
LUST - when you phone each other just to organise sex.
LOVE - when you write poems about your partner.
LUST - when all you write is your phone number.
LOVE - when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
LUST - when you couldn't give a shit.
LOVE - when your farewell is "I love you darling...".
LUST - when your farewell is "So, same time next week...".
LOVE - when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
LOVE - when your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST - when your groin twitches everytime you see them.
LOVE - when nobody else matters.
LUST - when nobody else knows.
LOVE - when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - when it's just the same old mushy shit.
LOVE - when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - when staying together is something you try not to think about.
LOVE - when you're interested in everything your partner does.
LUST - when you're only interested in one thing.
Har i hørt om ham der kom op til lægen med en kniv i læret,
desværre sagde lægen vi har lukket, hvorefter han tog kniven
og stak ind i øjet på patienten og sagde,
- men prøv øjenlægen de har åben til kl. 20.00......
Jeg håber at kunne fortsætte uden andre forstyrrelser, i den gode sags