From: Rune
Date: Tue, 17 Feb 1998 08:45:53 +0100
Subject: 2x
Hej med jer !
I dag er det en speciel dag. Det er nemlig første gang i nyere tid at "DDD"
får lov til at udkomme 2 dage i træk - uha ! Det viser lidt om de kvaler
jeg, og dermed os allesammen, har været igennem. Men det er jo netop den
slags modgang der lærer os at sætte pris på de små ting, som vi nogle gange
tager for givet. Så inden hele nettet bryder sammen må i hellere få dagens
dosis:
Dark in here!
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she
puts her nine year old son in the closet.
One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the
closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Yes it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he is in.
"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to
protect his hidden position.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a
car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her
little boy.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.
"Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son. Go get your ball
and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the
profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's highway robbery! I'm taking you to the
church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness", the
fatherexplains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the
curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The priest replies"Now don't you start that shit here too,".
"Syndefaldet 2" eller hva' ?
Vi spammes
Rune